Technology you just can't live without

A month or so following the techno-orgy known as the Consumer Electronics Show, the Onion News delightfully skewers the never-ending trend of major market rollouts of new electronic boxes with blinking lights that may or may not actually do anything (reader beware...salty language ahead!):




Well, I suppose a new level of candor would be welcomed in the electronics industry!

Of course, my beloved Apple isn't immune to the rapier wit of the Onion either:

Do you know someone like this?

Sadly, it's worse than we thought. If you know someone matching these symptoms, call 1-800-NO-I-CANT:


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