He broke a window and walked in. From an area that local skateboarders knew wasn't really ever watched. And then walked out with five paintings.
Are you kidding me?
Isn't that a bit...well...mundane?
I want my art thefts to be like something out of the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair. Suave, daring, smooth, dashing.
Breaking a window and climbing in? Sure, if you want to steal my blender but not when you're stealing $100 million in art.
I bet the thief didn't even have a really cool soundtrack.