Memo to Senator Roland Burris:
You know your situation can't get much worse and your reputation can't take much more of a beating when Senator David "What? She's a madam and runs a brothel? Really, I had no idea..." Vitter is calling you too scandal-plagued to stay in office.
Pretty soon, Illinois will change its welcoming signs from "Land of Lincoln" to "Scandal-free for 4 months...2 weeks...yesterday...ah crap, just screw it."