Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I guess beauty is more than skin deep

The scandals surrounding Miss California continues. Apparently she's been a bit...ummm...enhanced. Personally, my favorite revelation is that women who are somewhat less endowed use chicken cutlets to add a bit of oomph to the swimsuit competition.


ellenmarsha said...

I think you might be slightly misinformed. The oomph-adding cutlets, which are sold at places like Victoria's Secret, are made out of some synthetic material -- not actual chicken flesh. I know about this only because I saw it once on "What Not to Wear."

Chris Watson said...

Sigh...maybe so but the idea of strapping chicken breasts beneath the suit was so much more entertaining. I was wondering if they would have been broiled, sauteed, etc.

ellenmarsha said...

Or in any other way cooked within an inch of their life. Hence the term "rubber chicken."