Superpower

A thought I had as we drove to McCoy Stadium tonight for a PawSox game...

If I could have a non-cool superpower (no flying, superstrength, etc.) I might choose the ability to permanently modify those monster car radios and woofers to only play Liberace and Engelbert Humperdink as a means of inflicting the same pain and suffering on their owners that we suffer as a result of their ear-crushing volume and spine-twisting bass.