Take me out to the ballgame (and bring a barf bag)

It's almost baseball season and that means that in most cases, you can prepare for either really expensive mediocre food, expensive decent food, or on those rare occasions (like at Newport Gulls games) affordable tasty food. However, the Single A West Michigan White Caps of my wife's hometown Grand Rapids, Michigan, are shooting for the new extreme with this culinary offering. Heaven help the people who are sitting in the rows in front of the person eating this. Can a game be called on account of gluttony?