Apparently Kansans are tired of seeing the Jayhawks stumble year after year as they enter March Madness and so to stop the carnage, the Kansas State Senate adopted a resolution today stating that the Jayhawks should no longer play teams that begin with the letter "B" in March.
Excellent, 25 more letters and the Jayhawks will be guaranteed an undefeated season!
Oh, and on an unrelated note, did you see that the U.S. House of Representatives declared that March 14 (3.14) should be designated "National Pi Day"? As corny as it sounds, the gist of the resolution -- calling for expanded teaching of math and science in our schools -- makes sense. But it still sounds corny.